Things my wife isn't guilty of...

I noticed one of the cereal bars in the bag of food in the garage going to the foodshelf had been eaten and the wrapper left in the bag.  I brought the bag in and accused my wife of eating one when she was hungry and just leaving the wrapper behind instead of throwing it away.  She denied any such thing.  I know Eryn won't eat anything but a chocolate mint Luna Bar, and I knew I didn't eat it, so I was doubtful.  Then I noticed the edge chewed on a second bar.  And a third.  And then the mouse droppings  And the hole in the box.  Either it was a mouse, or she's really good at covering her tracks.