How I can tell my sister reads these blog posts carefully...

She thinks Eryn got her own hedgehog.

I paraphrase my response, "I told Eryn that if we had a hedgehog, rabbit, mouse, or parrot, I would let it die rather than take care of it.  And I would try to stop Pooteewheet from taking care of it, even at the risk of its life."

And no hamsters.  I'm worried they might molest me with their giant dongs.