Thursday, December 10, 2009
Why I've Been Away for a Week
I found religion. Don't believe me? See. Bet you didn't know the arms on the outside crosses, flanking the true cross, went up last. That was revealed to me in my revelation. It's how you can tell it's authentic, because that wasn't revealed to anyone else. You can start tithing immediately.
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I'll tithe, but only in beer. I thought to myself, WWJD, and I came to the conclusion that he would tithe beer.
Does this come with the internet minister lic?
There are several churches for sale in our neighborhood - time to call the realtor!
My church isn't just an internet church. It has a physical building. In Arizona. That was important for becoming licensed in Minnesota, where I'm allowed to perform weddings and such per the authority of Dakota County.
Kate! Glad to see you're blogging again.
Kyle...please bring me 10% of all your beer immediately.
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