Just Desserts

I have been lax in putting new bulbs in the garage door opener. It's really my job, because I'm tallest. But I've been letting everyone walk to the house door in the dark and turn the full bank of overhead lights on to see.

So two days ago I got out of my car, walked around the back, and slammed into the passenger side mirror so hard I'm surprised I didn't rip it off the car. I didn't think much of it, but yesterday I was running around the building from admin to admin trying to find an overhead projector, and my leg kept cramping up, forcing me to come to a full stop before resuming my travels. Today I realized that my leg still hurt and that it's a very deep bruise on my left thigh where I ran into the car mirror.

Then this evening both of the outside garage lights burnt out. Last time that happened I ran into my inlaws' parked car. It's probably well past time to make the rounds before something mortal happens.