Nanners

I paraphrase a it, but this is close...

Eryn: "Sit on the cushion. Sometimes the cushion is for anti-neeners."

Me: "You mean nanners?"

Eryn: "Yeah. What?"

Pooteewheet: "That makes a certain amount of sense."

Eryn: "What?"

Pooteewheet: "If girl parts are neeners. Then guy parts are nanners."

Eryn: "Why?"

Pooteewheet: "Well, what kind of fruit does a penis look like?"

Eryn: "A pear?"