Jesus

Seems like JESUS (and he must be the Jesus, because it's all in CAPS) would have something better to do than play MafiaWars on Facebook. What's he going to do with his $200,000? Give it to the victims of MafiaWars crimes?

"One of the criminals who hung there hurled insults at him: 'Aren't you the Christ? Save yourself and us!' "

"Nay!" replied Jesus. "For I don't have enough energy, nor have my friends given me an energy pack today. Or perhaps it has not been 24 hours since I last used an energy pack. Will you help me fight off an ultra-national gang?"