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Wednesday, April 01, 2009

This Post Cost Me $4.98

I saw this at Target and I had to have a picture, even if it meant buying it because I left my Blackberry at home. When I got home I announced, "Everyone leave my monkey alone, and do not unpack him. Leave him as he is."

Eryn asked, "Why?" So I pulled him from the bag and set him on the kitchen table. She looked at him a minute quizzically, poked his tail, and then had a satisfied look.

"What were you thinking?" I asked.

"It's his tail," she affirmed. "I thought it was his penis."

My purchase was justified.

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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:53 PM

    I don't think the company wants you to spend your MIP $ on a monkey with a penis.

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  2. MeanMrMustard5:34 AM

    Actually, I think they do.

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  3. LissyJo5:00 PM

    It's a nontoxic penis/tail. Can't say that about some i see in clinic (tails *OR* penises).

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  4. Mac Noland8:37 PM

    RU a manager at a major international corporation?

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  5. Scooter7:46 PM

    I can't imagine I'm the first manager at a major international corporation to spend some of his MIP on a questionable monkey.

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