Strange Signs

I saw two strange and amusing signs on my way back from St. Peter.

1.) "Captive Tan". This is either funny or offensive if you know the right Malaysians.

2.) "Think Opportunity. Think Bethany." With a large picture of a presumably college-age woman to the right on the billboard. I read this and the first several meanings that crossed my mind had nothing to do with going to Bethany the Lutheran school. They don't have this one on their website that I can find. Perhaps they realized they were engaging in a bit of entendre.