Friday, April 11, 2008
Phallic Oral Baconality
After we finished playing games at Adam's and hanging at the Holiday Inn Waterpark in Brainerd last weekend, Kyle pushed for a visit to Thielen's Meats in Pierz on the way back down. The ham and bacon are delicious. But a majority of my bacon looks exactly like this, which I can't help but think is some sort of inside joke on the part of the butcher. When it's pointed at two sunny-side up eggs on the next pan over, well...you might as well be having porn for breakfast.
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And circumcized, too!
The white foam makes it extra-special.
Question -- did you pay a fixed price for that meat or by the mouthful?
Funny, the bacon I purchased at the same time didn't look like that. The butcher must have read something in your person to realize you would enjoy phallic-shaped bacon slices....
I suppose that, given your reference to sunny side up eggs in the next pan over, you could come up with some very novel plating options for the breakfast table.
She says...that's gross. But it came in a two pound package.
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