Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Mystery?

There's a book called The Missing Mitten Mystery we checked out of the library that I was reading to Eryn while she was in the bathtub tonight. I'm worried that the mystery isn't the missing mitten. This particular illustration, despite probably being innocuous, disturbs me.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow - someone managed to create an illustration which combines both the characteristics of a stylized statue of someone flipping the bird and a totem-like ice wang. So why did Anne Ralph plant a banner in front of it? Did she conquer the giant snow phallus, or is there some other explanation? This must be where the text portion of the book comes in handy....

PrincessMax said...

totem-like ice wang

I had something to say but totally lost it upon reading that phrase. Thank you, Kyle.

Anonymous said...

Innocuous? Hardly. Phallic? Most certainly.

Anonymous said...

Scooter,

You seem to always be finding phallic symbols, is this some sort of quest you are on?

Scooter said...

I'm not finding them - other people are inserting them (ahem) in places they shouldn't.

She says said...

Damn. That's just plain disturbing.