Based on my experience cleaning out some extraneous crap at the rental property management shed over the last two days - sort of an added bonus to steam vacc-ing the previously flooded basement - I have verified two very important differences between my brother and me:
1.) As previously noted to and confirmed by other family members, he has a feathered hair fetish. I think this might be related to his early infatuation with someone from my class who went on to be a Japanese veterinarian.
2.) He is willing to date women who wear overalls. Hard to believe we have the same genes. That's a deal-breaker for me. I don't care if it does sound shallow in a Seinfeldian sort of way, it is.
No feather hair or overall fetish - just found them to be an easy date - you must ask yourself - did either of them last more than a few dates at most - uh..NO. And the Japanese person bailed out of vet school - and became a flight attendant. Mostly the behavior stems from a need to be noticed by my older brother who didn't love me enough as a child.
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