Magnetic Meme

She Says, mother to be (congrats on the nookie with a purpose SM! Complain that sex for the sake of procreation feels mechanic and rote and unromantic and see if she does something "different". Consider it a strange, but useful, bargaining chip.), has a meme on her blog that involves detailing many of the things on your fridge. As Pooteewheet's laptop is currently awaiting a new power cord, I will now run up and down the stairs trying to remember what I see. Like one of those games where there's a whole bunch of shit under a blanket, and it's lifted for a few seconds, and you have to write down everything you see? Never done that? Then you've never been to a Boy Scout demo at a Mall. Those were the days...crap under a blanket, fake indoor fires, pinewood demo races, and giant bow and drill method fire lighting in the parking lot.

But I digress! On to the fridge! And I lied, I'm not running up and down. Since I've cleaned the computer room (70% complete - still waiting on a few things to move out of house) I've found the Post-Its (c) so I can record. Moving from the left, to the front, to the right:

• Four (4) Wallace and Grommit magnets
• Eryn's duck ear ring (magnetic)
• "Come the Rapture, Can I have your car" bumper sticker - the one that got a woman to harrass Pooteewheet in the Home Depot parking lot
• MN Rollergirls schedule
• Letter J magnet - one of those colored kid's magnetic letters
• Frog magnet
• Ladies Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society magnet
• Coupon for Chuck and Don's Pet Food, free item worth $3 or less - won at the fair on the wheel of fortune in the pet surgery area
• Miya Kunin's String Studio brochure - violin for toddlers (not to be confused with the woman from "That 70's Show").
• Christy and Ty Christmas card featuring them pictured with Penn and Teller
• RenFest coupon
• Three pictures of Eryn - halloween, snowman, Chuck E. Cheese
• September lunch schedule for Tesseract
• Postcard from Grandpa and Grandma - Hubbell Trading Post National Historic Site in Arizona
• Postcard from Grandpa and Grandma with writing - Hubbell Trading Post Rug Room
• Two Frank Lloyd Wright magnets
• 2 little magnetic bendy men
• On top of the fridge - breadmaker, 12 pastic containers (destined for school, an empty egg carton (likewise) and an empty photo album (ditto)
• Picture of the kids of the Gulf War soldier we sent books, candy, cards, etc. to at the beginning of Gulf II.
• Lots of magnetic poetry words including, "her forest after worship" and "power will show men"
• Art from Eryn: 1 armed guy from just yesterday (guess she reads Hedy too), My Little Pony, Butterfly, etc.
• Lyrics to "My Little Baby Loves Shortnin' Bread"
• Big South Park magnet
• "It's hard to convince people you're killing them for their own good" bumper sticker
• Instructions to help Eryn get past her constipation, including use of a Fleet enema
• Tsuki sushi magnet from Chicago
• Dentist magnet
• Picture of Eryn at Charie's watching a friend play guitar
• Picture of Christy I was given by Scott and encouraged to "use in a creative way" (yet to be done)

They don't call it the 21st century hearth for no reason.