Reverend Scooter

It's official! I finally got a physical letter from the ULC (only took them a year, but they sent me two - backup if the county pretends to lose one), so I can now go file with Dakota County for the right to marry people (or turtles and people - whatever's legal at the time). Unfortunately, I can't marry same-sex couples, but you can be sure that me marrying anyone carries the same stigma for proper Christians everywhere because I would marry same sex couples if I could. I may actually have to take a few hours off this week just so I can mosey down to the courthouse and get everything in order.

Pooteewheet had a great idea...business cards! What better way to let people know I'm in the marryin' biz? She refuses to let me put "religious counselor" on my cards because she's pretty sure that would make me an a-hole (come on...$200 an hour to tell people to go see a real counselor that's not religious...seems like a bargain), but she did mock up several cards for me today so I could see some examples that would irritate many of the people I know. Her favorites were the water theme and sand theme, but this one is my favorite as it seems so religious, yet new age-ish at the same time...