"You really couldn't hope for a better child from the Third World. When I look into her brown, almond-shaped eyes, I don't see light-absorbing blotches so much as a window to another perspective, another way of life. By that I mean the American way of life. And she's going to love it.
We're renaming her Whitney, by the way..."
Friday, April 07, 2006
My Adopted Daughter Is The Most Beautiful Child in the Third World
I'm pretty sure my sister reads The Onion, but just in case she misses it, I felt I should point out the article "My Adopted Daughter Is The Most Beautiful Child in the Third World".
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**still laughing while typing this**
That is funny. Some commenters to ji-in's blog made mention of this article, but i hadn't read it yet. One persone not familiar with the Onion was mad as a hornet at the article.
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