Dirty Code

Planet Dan has a post up about his mother and her potty mouth and it got me to thinking while I was coding today that I run into some very inappropriate phrases in my third party error handlers - just a sampling:

• Buffer is too small for exporting
• Unexpected disconnection
• Unable to open dump
• Node is already released and may not be accessed
• And, if you're a priest...No more children may be attached to the node

I knew it was going to be sexual entendre Monday when my VP stated that if I wasn't touching the customer, I should find out who was.