More Kids Being Home-Churched

Go read the rest over at The Onion:

Tucker said he was inspired to home-church when his 10-year-old son Macon returned from Sunday school singing a lighthearted song bout Zacchaeus, a tax collector befriended by Christ, and then later recited the parable of the Good Samaritan.

"I couldn't believe that the liberal elite had infiltrated even the study of our Holy Scriptures," Tucker said.