I post this because

Mean Mr. Mustard's wife has inadvertantly (by comparing me to a Republican) presented me with a bit of a challenge - can I find things that might specifically annoy her. Mr. Mustard himself is pretty easy to annoy - I can even do it passively by just not confronting the fact that my former workgroup didn't invite him to a burrito two outings in a row. It's much more difficult to annoy someone in a third-person, removed sort of way (although I'm sure if I hung around their house and yelled a lot about Miss Siskiyou County 1974, I'd get on everyone's nerves). That all said, I'm certain, given what I know, that this picture of Jude Law with breasts, courtesy of PlanetDan, absolutely qualifies.